wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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