Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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