I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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