real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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