don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Shame - the story of my life.
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