when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.