Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.