I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."