you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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