My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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