I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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