is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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