I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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