Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
this just has baby written all over it
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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