The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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