i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You ruined the universe
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
