just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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