toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think my moral compass just broke
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