I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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