I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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