to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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