i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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