i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I forget how to act sober
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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