That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
