So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
