its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?