Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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