"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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