You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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