im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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