but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize