I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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