I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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