I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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