OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
