He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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