U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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