My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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