This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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