Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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