I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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