Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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