You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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