My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
