Yo dont text me then not text me
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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