He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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