we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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