we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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