just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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