This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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