people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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