I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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