I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my shit smells like andre
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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