it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
