Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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