My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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