I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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