Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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