so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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